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2008-08-29T07:11:00.001-08:00

Hey Todz, salamat. Now i know na gumagana na sya para sa non-gmail blogger accounts . Maraming salamat. :D

...dahil gabi na...

2008-08-04T07:00:00.000-08:00

Mga kalokohang ym stat :

chrys: binibini na kita
todz: isa kang sweet corn

red: wah, hindi ako mommy
todz: mommy man or daddy, either ways, she's still your baby

wigi: malamig,masarap ang may kayakap
red: malamig, gusto ko ng kayakap
todz: ayos, magyakapan na kayo red at sir

wali: malamig, buti na lang may kayakap
todz (nag im) :ayown
wali (im din) : sabi ko lang may kayakap, di ko naman sinabing ako

tayap: wala daw pasok bukas (madaming nabiktima neto)

at huli na..
todz: meron akong inferiority complex,inferior ako sa mga requirements ko, superior kasi sila sakin, sila ang boss
franz: edi takutin mo. sabihin mo: requirements, sige ka! hindi kita gagawin! umayos ayos ka

haha,balik thesis na, may 180 mp pa,tas 135,tas thesis ulit,tas 133 tas 131.

...part 2...

2008-07-27T02:57:00.000-08:00

dead meat chillin out ( that's me!)

...so Todz, kamusta ka naman?

2008-07-27T01:38:00.000-08:00

...para sa mga abnormal friends...

2008-07-19T22:46:00.000-08:00

alay ni ryan sa mga may abnormal friends diyan..yikee..

Paano nga ba napasukan ang gusot na ito?
Di naman akalaing
Magbabago ang pagtingin sa'yo ooooh...

Mula nang makilala ka umikot ang mundo ko
Di na kayang ilihim at itago
Ang nararamdamang ito ooooh...

Paano na kaya?
Di sinasadya
Di kayang magtapat ang puso ko
Bakit sa dinami-rami ng kaibigan ko
Ikaw pa?

Paano na kaya?
Di sinasadya
Ba't nahihiya ang puso ko
Hirap nang umibig sa isang kaibigan
Di masabi ang nararamdaman

Paano na kaya?

...high time to grow some fats...

2008-07-19T01:05:00.000-08:00

to regulate our body temperature. Para di malamigan ang internal organs, balutan ito ng fats, diba diba. May salbabida ka pa pag bumaha ^_^

...studen't prayer...

2007-08-23T13:54:00.000-08:00

Due to the recent developments in the crapp master's life,(i.e. the big MOVE), the crapp machine have momentarily ceased to produce world class crapp. The crapp machinery will resume its usual world-class-crapp-making operations when the crapp master feels so. In the meantime, your highness, the crapp master, extends her apologies and leaves you with a simple prayer:

Students' Prayer:

Our Teacher
Thou art in School
Hallowed be thy name

OUr examinations come
It shall be done on papers
as it is in practice

Give us this day
Our last chance to pass
And forgive us for copying
As we forgive those who

copy from us

And lead us not into 5's and 4's
But deliver us a 3 or better

AMEN

//dahil inumaga ako sa mp...dapat nakabold at kulay ebs ang lahat ng salitang "crapp" sa post na ito.

...sh*t...

2007-07-08T19:43:00.000-08:00

OH yeah...that's life.

...update...

2007-05-29T23:29:00.000-08:00

Sabi ng kanta..

You cant hurry love
No, you just have to wait
She said love dont come easy
Its a game of give and take

How long must I wait
How much more can I take
Before loneliness will cause my heart
Heart to break?

..wala lang, ang summer ko kasi ay classes + ex bonding. Nakakadrain , ang mga ex masarap kasama sa umpisa, pero ang totoo, sila ay mga emotional vampires dressed like chickenjoy. Sa biglang tingin wala namang masama sa pagiging malapit sa kanila pero at the end of the day dinedrain pa rin nila ang positive energy mo. Hay naku. Buti na lang 2 ako sa 55. Hooray for todz!!! Bagong mga pagsubok na naman, sana may internet na kami, at cable, at internet.nakakamis.

...

2007-04-23T01:57:00.000-08:00

gusto ko lang magpost.

wala pa rin kaming internet

wala pa ring telepono,cable, friends..

wala pa rin sa ayos ang bahay.

kakanta na lang ako

oh oh ohhhhooooohhh, oh oh ohhhhhhooooohh(summer kapamilya..haha)

...just because...

2007-04-15T06:53:00.000-08:00

I'm tired. Moving is so tiring. NO cable, no internet, no phone, no friends, no space..no everything.

I don't wanna feel like this all summer..but with math coming, it could only get worse..

Lintek na sakit ng ulo naman. Sana magproduce ng gwapong papa tong nilipatan namin nang may kwenta tong summer na to

...yey...

2007-04-05T23:09:00.000-08:00

i'm happy. so i'll sing..the sun'll come out tomorrow..bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow....bye math 54....weeeeeee. i'm happy.

...funny...

2007-03-31T08:28:00.000-08:00

A month ago, I was sooo excited about us moving to a new house..in fact..I was crazy ecstatic.. but now I am soo far from excited. I'm unamused..and bored...and tired. I just wanna get this over with. I want my bed, and my tv, and my bed, and my ref, and my bed, and my closet, and my bed..and did I mention my BED. I've been sleeping on the floor for the last 10 days(or more) and let me tell you..I haven't had a GOOD sleep since then.

But my misery would soon be over..for tomorrow we're moving out of this wrecked place(ooooh yebaaaah!). We're gonna spend our first night in our new house tomorrow. I am sooo excited to meet my new bed..my precious. But first, I would like to thank those people who helped me make it through this difficult stage of my life.

First to UP, for keeping me busy on the first few days of our "moving-out episode" by bombarding me with exams, papers, heartaches, headaches, etc. I totally forgot that I don't have a bed. I also forgot that sleep is part of life.

Also to my nocturnal friends, for staying up late and making me realize that sleep is soo bad for me..it is unhealthy..it would only hurt me..

I'd also like to thank my parents for comfortably sleeping in their airbed...that's just sweet.

I'd also like to thank TeeNaPhay Man

THe AmazIng TeeNaPhay MAN!!!
for supplying me with the energy i needed.In your many forms, from biscuits, to cookies, to siopao, to sandwiches, to chickenjoy, to balot...you nourished me.I wouldn't last those sleepless nights if not for you

to the karton boy

THe Karton Boy!!!

for safely transporting my things. You are the best. Sleeping with you is the only pleasure I had amidst those sleepless nights.

and lastly, to the incredible wimp

THe Incredible WIMP!!!
i don't know why I'm thanking you, but I am. You're a loser..and that's funny.You just made me laugh, and I think that's a lot considering the hardship I am encountering now..so thank you.

to all of you thank you..I am sooo looking forward to ending this misery..
the sun'll come out tomorrow....bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow..there's a bed(i hope). ciao!

...help...

2007-03-29T19:40:00.000-08:00

depressed...

How do you smile when you wake up and realize that you have a disfunctional family. THat the most important people in your life are in the verge of seperating. It makes you realize how much you love them, how much you want them together.

looks like i'm gonna eat a lot of junk today..

...packing blues...

2007-03-29T06:22:00.000-08:00

A long time ago
we used to be friends
But I
Haven't thought of you lately at all...

NObody told me packing would be this depressing and I blame whoever invented the camera(and paper, and diaries, and slum books, and sam milby). I miss those people, i miss my friends from gradeschool, and from highschool, and from way before that..but somehow i feel like what we've shared before just isn't there anymore.The connection we had wasn't that strong to withstand the test of time and space(ha, ano?!). Maybe i just miss being around people who cares for me and really love me(waaah, drama). huhu..moving sucks!

...swimness...

2007-03-28T03:00:00.000-08:00

FINALLY... hell week is over. Now, I can stand by my window, feel the warm breeze of polluted air on on my face, stare at the jologs people walking on the street and laugh at how pathetic they look and how pathetic their lives must be, chant happy songs like bohemian rhapsody and the day you said goodnight, and actually be happy. Even when I am at the verge of getting kicked out of my college, I am still happy. Wanna know my secret?!?

COKE!!!! I found myself drinking out of the bottle up to the very last drop. THat and cakes, and junkfood. NOthing beats the joys of unhealthy living. I love junkfood, but I've been depriving myself of these sweet luxuries ever since I realized that they're bad for me..but i was wrong. I am entitled to happiness that only junkfood can give, and I am gonna consume every bit of junk I can get my hands on ...at least for this summer. WHo cares if I get soo fat or die young, what matters is I'm happy. I haven't been this happy since..hmm...since i found out my ex got dumped by the girl he left me for. Parang ung feeling pag nailabas mo na ang taeng ilang oras mo ring pinigil dahil sa traffic at walang public cr na madadaanan pauwi ng bahay niyo. Ang sarap talaga. So there you have it, the key to happiness even when you're life is a mess and problems just keeps coming and coming and coming...just let yourself loose.

LIfe is really short, it gets even shorter if you worry about stupid things like education and work and the future and all those other crapp. If you want true happiness, stick to what makes you happy. If you like to drink..go get drunk (summer naman eh). If you like drugs...do drugs. If you like sex..have sex with every prostitute in town. If you can't get anybody to have sex with you, go molest your dog. If you wanna smoke..just kill yourself. Celebrate life! Believe you me, it will take your problems away.

...farewell, be well...

2007-03-26T04:29:00.000-08:00

wee..pahabol ni sir.

nabasa niyo?!?
syempre hindi..

o dba, ayos. mamimiss ko si sir..huhuhu..gammmmi bearsss...neeemoooo....gets gets....hehehe,
hayy... hello eee 8!!

...A gummi bear tragedy...

2007-03-24T03:33:00.000-08:00

FInals + moving out + no bed + no light(bulb) + no water == todz at present.
Not as horrible as what happened to Gummmi and Gummi, but still horrible.
and watch out for this blog's next attraction: "The GUmmy REturns." hehehe, ciao!

...everything for nothing...

2007-03-18T01:42:00.000-08:00

"Everything For Nothing"
lyrics: Adrian Aranza
performed by: Cherokee

Verse 1:

You were always there
Yet i did'nt seem to care
You were always fallin'
And you never stopped longin,
That I would look back at you
And see all the things you do

Refrain

Then you got tired of waiting
You threw away your feelings

Chorus:

This time I'd give my all
And let this love of mine be in control
I'd stop spinnin' all directions, all directions yeah
Get right to you, be with you

Verse 2:

I've been wanting to tell you
I feel it too
But i had this fear in my mind
That took over my heart and I

Refrain
Chorus
Guitar Solo

Bridge:
Please say you feel the same way, pls say (4x)

Chorus 2x

End with

But now you're gone, this will be a dream
and everything will be for nothing

band snapshot[wala ung isa nagcr eh..hehehe]
hehe, kidding aside, CHEROKEE is a real band of real PEOPLE, it is composed of Nico-drums , Aidz-guitar, Pao-guitar, vocals ,Dominique- vocals ,Nat-bass. They are really good(at least that's what aidz told me, but i trust him..^_^) , so check them out if ever you found out they're in town. Make them popular and rich so I'd get my free car(as promised by aidz)...actually he only promised a bottle of vodka, but what the hell, rock stars always give away free cars...weee!!! GO CHEROKEE!!!

...head over heels...

2007-03-17T03:46:00.000-08:00

after stalking fellow students, my p6 professor, and my cs professor(in vain..huhu)i am now back to stalking celebrities. so let me introduce you to my brand new stalkee...

Isnt' he adorable..

If you don't know him yet because you're too busy on saturday afternoons from 3:00-4:00, He is Mr. Anthonello Joseph Perez from the show 'all abt ur luv'(right after Let's Go!). He plays JOsh Smith, Hillary's twin brother(played by Empress Schuck) and Nelle's supposed to be bestfriend(played by Lauren Young). I think he also played Juday's brother in KKK. He is only 14 but stands 5'8"..or something. So ayon, he's from La Salle, grade 7, and his birthmonth is February. SO, if you think he's cute and want to learn more about him, i suggest you do your own stalking, meanwhile I'm going back to my nerd hole where my books awaits me.

...a gummi bear tale...

2007-03-14T03:59:00.000-08:00

don't you just love gummi bears..especially those who gamble and smoke pot. sorry for the stupid story, i really have no storytelling skills.

...is it really?!?..

2007-03-12T06:45:00.000-08:00

wee..cs32 3rd exam is over...next stop..math report, then english term paper(concept paper, report, etc. etc.), then physics exam, then math exam, then cs32 exam, then kas2, then cs32, then p6, then math, then..i don't know....huhu...what the hell did i do to deserve this!!!

computer representation of todz's brain

and on top of all these commotions in my brain..i still can't get over him. I found myself thinking of what could have been...again. Maybe making a feeling stop is really an intractable problem..unworkable in polynomial time, and bounded workspace..huhu. I just wish my academic responsibilities for this week, and next week is workable in todz time..and todz' pace..I REALLY REALLY WISH.

...start of something new..i think...

2007-03-09T07:28:00.000-08:00

every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end
...just like in garwick's algorithm(see Session 4 of Purpose Driven CS LIfe ). Hihi. WHy the hell did i put an end to my old blog and started this new blog-with-a-stupider-loserish-name...i don't know. Maybe this is just a stupid attempt to get over some horrible memories, okay,maybe not horrible..unpleasant memories that seem to have attached itself to that sad, pathetic, old blog of mine. I am now ready to leave all that behind and undertake new conquests, problems, life struggeles, hardships, mp, recit, prob set, long exams, leche flan, lrt, etc.

a new beginning has begun

Speaking of life struggles , I am now going back to my Purpose Driven CS Life for a night of endless traversing, tracing, spanning, reading, graphing, linking, drawing, tv, texting, sleeping and eating..weee..what a crappilicious life.